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Job Predictor

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There's so many things to do I want to grow up. I ended Information Technology bachelor's degree and currently, I am still looking the long-term career job fits to my bachelor's. I found the website, Job Predictor result my job prediction:

David Fulmer, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

And lastly, my Life Predictor's result:

Hi David Fulmer
Your Personnel expected death date is 12 October 2052
You have 17553 days to live.
Have a nice day.

Hmm, these really turn me off. Then, I'm am going to bed now to have a pleasant sleep.

Via Paul Katcher.

Bush-Kerry parody

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Have you seen Bush-Kerry parody? No? Then, I have to take you there. They're are overwhelming popular and now making into national and international news. They got more than 5 million hits in the first week.

As you aware of, there is no subtitle in this movie clip. Justin and I passed the comments to Meg about this subtitle situation; and she supported to put the captions in her blog! I copied and pasted it here:

the best I can do right now...
To the tune of the song
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND
Bush:
This land is your land
This land is my land
I’m a Texas Tiger
You’re a liberal wiener
I’m a great crusader
You’re a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry: This land is your land
this land is my land
I’m an intellectual
You’re a stupid dumbass
I’m a purple heart winner
And yes it’s true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me

Bush: You have more waffles
Than a house of pancakes
You offer flip-flops
I offer tax-breaks
You’re a UN pussy
And yes it’s true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry: You can’t say nuclear
That really scares me
Sometimes a brain can
Come in quite handy
But it’s not going to help you
Because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me

Bush: You're a liberal sissy
Kerry:Your're a right-wing nut job
Bush: You're a pinko commie
Kerry:You're as dumb as a door knob.
Bush: You got that Botox.
Kerry:BUT I STILL WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
Indian (speaks, not sings):This was my land (in serious Indian tone)
Voices in backround:But now it's our land!
Arnie: From California
Clinton: To the New York Is... *slap* hey, what'd I do?
Kerry: From the liberal wieners
Bush: To the right-wing nutjobs
Kerry: This land belongs
Bush: This land belongs
Both: This land belongs to you and me
Bush: Oh, and Dick Cheney too

Don't look at this

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WiFi Speed Spary™ to the rescue!

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Are you using WiFi, do you want FASTER data transfer through WiFi?   Nice one, I am forwarding foolish people who believe this product, to rescue!

Via ChasingDaisy.

Ah, and one more thing, there's more humor from J-Walk who created WiFi Speed Spary.

The AOLer Translator

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I visited the The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator site and tried this:

This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.

translate into:

THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 DA MAN3R A 12-YEAR-OLD AOLAR WUD WRIET IT!!11!!!! OMG WTF TYPE IN WUT U WANT TRANSLAETD AND THEN CLIK TEH BUTON111111!! OMG WTF

Nice, isn't the computer is 12-year-old kid translator is genius?

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