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I have been keep myself and my family for few months until I am ready to tell the people in public what I am going to do after I completed all co-op and courses in RIT Information Technology. I recieved the letter from Gallaudet University, and they accepted me to taking the computer science major for master's degree! Yay!

It would be very nice for me to spend more time to see my girlfriend, which is currently attending Gallaudet University!

I will bring more information about this soon as possible. I am soo nervous and excited to move on higher education at Gallaudet!

If you read April 1st article, and it turns out to be April Fool's joke! The computer science master degree program at Gallaudet never existed! I am not going to graduate school because that is enough for my education for last 7 years! Blah!

My friend, Mark told me that I look like Russell Crowe.

I laughed my ass off the definiton of the word f-word from UrbanDictionary.com:

As you read the recently entry, 'It's Time to Move On', you should remind yourself today is the April 1st, the fool day.   If you believe that, you have been fooled!

Is April Fool's Day part of the holiday?

I recieved this message from a friend via AIM:

I found a hilarious site how terrible Nokia N-Gage started it all:

I used silly items following Sidetalking, from clockwise top-left: Canon Powershot S330, T-Mobile old Sidekick, Zip250 disk, and old Sidekick camera chained with 128MB memory stick.

I kept Laughing terribly about this site for a long time!

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Copy this binary code above then decode it!

Via inbox.

My co-workers shared a humor link:

The End of the Internet

Congratulations! This is the last page.

Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.

Somebody said that I look like David Fulmer when I get older. He wears glasses like I do. He has curly hair like me. Bizzare. Totally.

Went to pub near my home to play National Pub Poker League (NPPL), and a hearing woman saw me - she said I look like Ben Roethlisberger, No. 7 Pittsburgh Steelers QB. As I know my friends, realtives and workers who know me well and saying I do not look like Ben. I guess the hearing woman must be drinking..

Also I never forget the first one.

Via inbox:

Peyton Manning died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house full of blue with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler flag and in every window, a Terrible towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton that's not Ben's house, it's mine."

That's good one. I am so thrilled to see that Steelers upset Colts in Indianapolis. One more game away till Super Bowl! I fell in love with Steelers, all the way! One for the thumb!

UPDATE: Can't enough with the Steelers jokes or not from the articles: Browns fan will spend Super Bowl weekend in jail for running drunk on Browns turf during decent moment game against Steelers, 41-0 and 50-year-old suffers heart attack seconds after Bettis fumble against Indianapolis Colts in AFC Divisional playoffs.

Try this:

1. Go to Google web site.

2. Type "failure" (without the quotations).

3. Lastly, click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button to see the result.

Did Google did on their purpose?

UPDATE (9:12pm): This is what is known as a Google Bomb. Find more info about this in Snopes and Wikipeida's juicy depth of exhaustive list of Google Bomb. Hmm, I think I can tell that Google doesn't like United States government so much.

Special thanks to Samuel.

My friend tagged from my email. I think it's fun to tell you a little about my life open. Here we go!

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Ice cream taster
2. Delivery milk man
3. lawn mower
4. Lawyer

Four movies I would watch over and over:
1. Saw II
2. Howard the Duck
3. Matrix Revolutions
4. Police Academy the series

Four places I have lived:
1. Baghdad, Iraq
2. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch, North Wales
3. Gotham City
4. Pittsburgh, PA

Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Senfield II
2. Anti-CSI
3. Found
4. what the fuck?!?

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. Antarctica
2. Moon
3. Mars
4. Pacific Ocean

Four websites I visit daily:
1. Patrick in year 2025
2. Yahoo Odd News
3. My Favorites from around Flickr
4. April Fool of 2006

Four of my favorite foods:
1. booger
2. McDonald's
3. sugar cookie
4. Seafood on pizza

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Martha's Vineyard
2. Panama
3. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch, North Wales
4. Your place where you're reading in my blog right now

Name 4 friends that I think will respond
1. Jenna Jameson
2. Best man of President of United States
3. Larry Page
4. You!

By the anyway, have a merry April Fool's Day!

Happy April Fool's Day! Baby David is crying. This picture is me, and it's photoshopped, generated by DigitalCentresl.com arcade machine stand in Dave & Buster's.

Two different people in different places & time mentioned me that I look like Will Ferrell with my longer, curly hair (this picture I used gel.)

Previous Separated by Birth archives:
Part I: Russell
Part II: Big Ben

Scene parody plot: Hitler is angry; his final defeat against sign language has now pushed him over the edge.

This is the scene in the classic Der Untergang ('The Downfall', American version) which should have been made famous from Bruno Ganz' outstanding acting and from the film's sheer perfection itself, but this scene is now famous.

Inspired by Damp Owls created the first scene parody: 'Hitler Gets Banned (His Ultimate Downfall)' on June 8th 2007.

UPDATE (9/9/2008): I have changed the Blip.tv video sharing site over YouTube, to view the movie. YouTube violated copyright of the movie I uploaded few months ago.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! DeafRead is moving! I broke the news and posted immediately in my blog before Communication Service f/t Deaf (CSD) are preparing to make a press release indicates that CSD is going to buy DeafRead web site next day on April 2nd:

Sioux Falls, SD. - April 2nd, 2008 - CSD also known as Communication Service for the Deaf announced it has reached an agreement to acquire Taylerinfomedia, a web development company for an undisclosed sum.

The deal has been in the works for several weeks, according to CSD spokesman, who noted that, "Taylerinfomedia is a pioneer in web sites for Deaf such as DeafRead, DeafVIDEO.TV, and Fomdi, the revolutionary way of discovering what is important to a new generation of technology-friendly for Deaf customer. The Deaf community is our natural base and this acquisition is a great opportunity to connect with them. We are anxious to engage them through this new channel."

Yep, I got the answer from newest Google search function, gDay™ with MATE™, (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation) a machine learning and artificial intelligence techniques allow to construct elements of the future.  I can see what is going on next day!  It works like magic, believe me in my mother's grave!

Happy April Fool's Prank!

I have seen several of my friends in Facebook pose themselves in profile page, shared the best laughter of medicine.  So I decided to try myself something little creative to share your  giggles.  Bottom of the photo which is me, the truly original image.

Those picture generated from Yearbook Yourself.

I posted this video clip, "Hitler Ultimate Downfall: Sign Language" on my YouTube and posted in my blog entry in March 2008. Sometime in May July 2008, I discovered that YouTube quietly removed this video clip due to a copyright claim by Constantin Film Produktion. Constantin Film Produktion is movie production company in Germany.

According to YouTomb, There are several dozen lists of 'Downfall' parody video clips removed in YouTube, requested by Constantin Film Produktion. It's no good chance for me to post another same videoclip in my YouTube account, and am afraid that my account could be suspend because of copyright infringement.

I decided to move same video clip on different video sharing site, blip.tv and hopefully it will not happen again.

Fast forward to today, The users are coming back for Hitler's parody video clips can be found in YouTube search results page. I couldn't find any blogs and news sites related to this YouTube removed I kept wondering why my first video clip still banned in my YouTube account.

Enjoy my "Hitler Ultimate Downfall: Sign Language" video clip I posted in Blip.TV:

I wore the Halloween costume at his friend's Halloween party:

Who ever want to see my highlights?.