I am fan of The Simpsons since 1989. I used google search engine to look the best website for Simpsons, I had a hard time and decision which are best, I couldn’t count, there are too many great sites for Simpsons. One day, I sneaked into Ralph Wiggum’s webpage, and I liked all of Ralph’s funny and stupid quotes from The Simpsons:
- Even my boogers are spicy!
- I dress myself!
- I pick Ken Griffery Jr.!
- Hi Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!
- I beat the smart kids!
- So, do you like, stuff?
- I found an moon rock in my nose!
- Mrs. Krababbel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
- I don’t have a red crayon. I ate it.
- Maybe she drove to the moon!
- When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
- It’s funny, but not ha-ha funny!
- It taste like Grandma!
- I’m learnding
- My cat’s breath smells like cat food!
- Me Fail English? That’s Unpossible!
One of my favorite Ralph's line that made me roll on floor laughing:
Also, Homer Simpson, the most popular character has best lines I chose from the website:
The Simpsons Archive is the Internet's clearinghouse of Simpsons guides, news and information, voluntarily maintained.
Woohoo! – looks much like Yahoo! web layout, Woohoo! is the biggest directory of Simpsons Links on the Web.
Simpson Crazy – Um, this is ultimate Simpsons Fan Site, ‘Nuff said.
- Oh, they have the internet on computers now.
- He didn't give you gay, did he?
- Pffdt. English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
- Where is Bart anyway? His dinner's getting all cold, and eaten.
- If he's so smart, then how come he's dead?
- Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and 3 kids! Eat them!
Lastly, my favorite line:
The Simpsons Archive is the Internet's clearinghouse of Simpsons guides, news and information, voluntarily maintained.
Woohoo! – looks much like Yahoo! web layout, Woohoo! is the biggest directory of Simpsons Links on the Web.
Simpson Crazy – Um, this is ultimate Simpsons Fan Site, ‘Nuff said.
